Clean Marriage Jokes

Rosanna Davison: Getting it off her chest

'Bollocks to that!" former Miss World Rosanna Davison shrieks, when I suggest that she brings her boyfriend Wesley Quirke breakfast in bed every morning in their Foxrock abode. "I'm going to have to re-show him where the dishwater is one of these day," she adds.

Isn't there a danger when men move in with their girlfriends that they turn them into their mothers? "God," she laughs, "I hope not. We are both fairly domesticated, but I wouldn't be the best cook. I can do veggie stir-fry and that's about it." Rosanna has a "great woman" who comes in once a week and helps. She says that she wouldn't call her a cleaning woman.

What does she do? Pick up Wes's breakfast tray every morning that you've prepared? Then in a voice, which is the voice of the super-posh Foxrock bray painted in yummy West Brit glaze, Rosanna says: "Yeah, she Hoovers down his throne."

"No," Rosanna hoots. "She just helps out. When we first moved in, for the first two months, I was doing all the cleaning and all the Hoovering and I was a bit OCD about it. I ran myself into the ground. I couldn't do it anymore. I am a little bit obsessed with clean kitchen surfaces and clean bathrooms.

"But you know, it works out well," she says of cohabitation. "We don't put pressure on each other to come up with a meal every night. He is definitely a carnivore and I'm a vegetarian." Rosanna has been a complete vegetarian for eight years, but she gave up red meat when she was 12 or 13, a decision inspired by helping with the lambs on her grandmother Maeve's farm in Co Wexford. Then, every Sunday, they would have roast lamb for lunch. "I couldn't justify having bottle-fed a tiny, newborn lamb and then going and eating one," Rosanna says. "So I gave up red meat then." Her mum grows her own fruit and vegetables in her back garden in Co Wicklow and gives them to Rosanna when she calls over once or twice a week. "I got a bag of cherries last night," she says.

The posh hunter who doesn't eat red meat, Rosanna has a philosophical attitude to life. Asked what's the most hilarious rumour she's heard about herself, she says that she "regularly hears some ridiculous stories about things I've supposedly done, and often originating from the same source. Mostly they're about who I've apparently had an illicit fling with. I have to laugh at it all, and, sadly, my life is most definitely not as racy and exciting as it's made out to be.

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